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Canadian Tears – “Still Salty” Victory Beer Can Cooler 🍺

$12.00 USD
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USA wins gold.
Canada… still salty. Ships from - where else? THE USA! 

We bottled the moment. Standard 12 oz Beer Can / Bottle Cooler

The Canadian Tears “Still Salty” Victory Can Cooler is a limited celebration drop made for watch parties, tailgates, and championship nights.

Cold beer. Warm rivalry. 🇺🇸🏒

🧂 Why You Need It

• Premium insulated neoprene
• Fits standard 12oz cans + bottles
• Bold “Still Salty” graphic
• Lightweight + durable
• Conversation starter guaranteed

Limited Victory Drop

This is a small-batch release celebrating Team USA’s gold medal win.

When they’re gone, they’re gone.

No restocks.

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